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RDT Reviews WWE Hell In a Cell 2009

WWE Hell in a Cell 2009
October 4, 2009
Newark, NJ

In 2009 WWE decided to brand their PPVs after match titles. As a result, No Way Out became Elimination Chamber, No Mercy became Hell in a Cell and Armageddon became TLC. Unfortunately, and especially in the Hell in a Cell case, this forced WWE to use these match types at these respective events. Instead of organically having a feud that led to a Hell in a Cell match, fans would expect a feud that began in August or September to have a Hell in a Cell match in October. Also, this ruled out having Hell in a Cell matches at any other point in time, taking away a potentially exciting twist for feuds that take place during any other part of the year. (This led to tons of excitement when HHH-Taker at Mania XXVIII became a Cell match, since it was absolutely unexpected).

The other issue with this was that WWE had become PG. Now, WWE had become PG about 15 months earlier and Edge and Undertaker had a great Hell in a Cell match anyway, so all hope wasn’t lost. The idea of three HIAC matches on one show had fans salivating at the possibilities of what could happen.

The Card

World Heavyweight Championship: Hell in a Cell
CM Punk© vs. The Undertaker

We had another Montreal Screwjob at Breaking Point, where Teddy Long turned heel and called for the bell when Punk had Taker in the Anaconda Vise. Taker captured Teddy and this forced Teddy to make Punk vs Taker at Hell in a Cell (first point to make about the PPV title…of course we knew this was happening already because the next PPV was Hell in a Cell). So here we are.

This is a surprising opener for sure. Being there live this was the match I was most looking forward to. I was really getting into Punk’s character here…and the Undertaker is the Undertaker.

Match starts fun enough with Taker throwing Punk into the cage.

Taker shoves Punk off the ring apron into the cage. Again, really fun start.

Suicide dive from Punk into Taker and the cage!

Legit shocked at a Punk chair shot to the head to Undertaker. When were headshots banned? I forgot.

The Undertaker pins CM Punk to win the title in 10:24. We get a really fun back and forth for five minutes…then Taker finishes Punk. Man, this was a really fun match that just gets cut off. Give this 6-7 more minutes and you potentially have a classic. Despite the good match, it’s still pretty disappointing in the name of Hell in a Cell. At least at the time it was.

Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison © vs. Dolph Ziggler

At the time Morrison seemingly looked like the future while Ziggler was just a midcard guy. Funny how that’d change over the next two years.

Ziggler starts with some solid mat wrestling, which is something he should do more of honestly.

Match has mostly been Ziggler, but it’s turning into a fun back and forth.

John Morrison retains by pin in 15:41. Starship Pain for the win. Really good match here, but I have to question this going five minutes longer than the opening World Title match. Match did tell a good story in regards to Ziggler getting close but not close enough. I don’t remember what the led to though.

Mysterio and Batista interview. Does a great job with Mysterio referencing his past with Chris Jericho and even hints a little bit about Batista’s future heel turn.

Diva’s Championship
Mickie James © vs. Alicia Fox

Michael Cole mentions…with no hint of irony…that many are shocked Fox is the #1 contender this early in her career. I love Alicia now, but she was awful back then.

This is pretty solid to start, although sometime you can tell Fox’s timing is off (like when she takes the neckbreaker).

Mickie James retains by pin in 5:20. Mickie hits a Tornado DDT that Alicia doesn’t take correctly, and while it looks devastating you have to fear for Alicia there. Anyway, this didn’t seem bad at all, but it was pretty boring and the crowd was dead for it.

World Tag Team Championship
Chris Jericho and Big Show© vs. Batista and Rey Mysterio

It should be noted that Chris Jericho pretty much saved rescued the tag division in the latter half of 2009. He also helped a floundering Big Show, who despite being in a World Title match at Mania and a feud with Cena, had been regulated to fighting Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne before Jericho’s 1st partner, Edge got injured.

With these four top guys contending for the tag belts, it really feels like the Tag belts matter.

Big Show is just killing Rey and it’s awesome. Brutal slap that sends Mysterio to the floor!

Jericho and Show’s beatdown of Mysterio is fantastic. What a good match so far.

Tornado DDT from Rey to Big Show! Wow!

Great sequence where Big Show gets 619ed, then Jericho gets dumped on him. Show catches him, but Batista takes them both down.

Big Show and Jericho retain when Show pinned Rey in 13:41. Rey goes for a springboard, but Show punches him right in the face as he comes down to win it. KO Punch was just getting established here, but it was working for sure. Awesome match. Jericho, Show, Batista and Rey just have awesome chemistry together. It was the perfect finish too, Big Show pinning Rey doesn’t hurt Rey and further established Big Show.

WWE Championship: Hell in a Cell
John Cena© vs. Randy Orton

Orton beat Cena at Summerslam, but Cena got Orton in an “I Quit” match at Breaking Point. Rubber Match time.

Shocked this isn’t the main event. I think that’s a problem too. Either Punk-Taker or Cena-Orton should be main eventing this.

Cena and Orton also went to the top of the Cell on RAW. It was good build for sure.

Here’s the problem with this match. There’s nothing here that’s done to really use Hell in a Cell. It’s just a regular match inside the Cell. I mean what’s the point?

Randy Orton pins John Cena to win the title in 21:24. Orton traps Cena in the ropes and chokes him out…and then finishes with the Punt to regain the title. I liked the finish and Orton’s mannerisms were spot on. He really became an awesome heel in 2008-2009. I still am quite disappointed in the match though.

R-Truth vs. Drew McIntyre

McIntyre is new, and there’s a respect problem between the two. R-Truth has a pretty good promo before the match.

McIntyre still had generic rock music here too. That didn’t help him at all.

No be honest, no one cares. Boring chant breaks out. McIntyre would never make it as a high level guy either…although he definitely had the potential for sure.

Drew McIntyre pins R-Truth in 4:38. Future Shock DDT. If this was designed for the crowd to take a break after Orton-Cena, it succeeded.

Orton tells Dibiase and Rhodes that once you enter Hell in a Cell, you don’t just walk out. I’d take him more seriously if he actually used the Cell in the match.

United States Championship
Kofi Kingston© vs. Jack Swagger vs. The Miz

Miz hilariously runs down Newark. What the heck happened to him? He was so good on the mic.

Miz and Swagger double team Kofi for most of it, but Miz betrays him.

Crowd is dead for this too.

We get some fun three-way spots at least. Kofi’s putting a show on out there.

Kofi Kingston retains when he pinned Miz in 7:53. Swagger hits Miz with the Swagger Bomb, but Kofi knocks him out with Trouble in Paradise. I enjoyed this for the most part, but again, crowd really wasn’t into it and seemed burned out.

Hell in a Cell: Legacy vs. DX

For all that’s said about HHH and HBK holding people down and whatnot, they made Legacy look like stars throughout this feud.

Great booking decision here: Legacy attacks DX during their entrance.

Great brawl to start outside of the ring. Legacy take out Triple H, then slam the cage door on Michaels’ knee. Again, brilliant booking in this one.

In more brilliant booking, Legacy traps HBK in the Cell and lock HHH out!

Legacy proceeds to beat the living crap out of Shawn in the Cell with HHH trying to find ways to get in.

A Million Dollar Dream and a Figure Four around the ringpost at the same time is a pretty awesome double submission. HHH makes his way back in.

DX now trap Dibiase outside of the Cell. Poor Cody.

DX win when HBK pins Rhodes in 18:02. Cody gets a Sweet Chin Sledgehammer, and it’s over. Fantastic booking. I remember being disappointed when I first saw this, but I really don’t know why. This was fun and different, and actually used the HIAC in a unique way. Also, Legacy controlled most of the match, and even in losing looked like future stars. Of course, only Cody would take advantage of that.

Hell in a Cell is an interesting show that promises one thing, but you get something totally different. Sure Taker vs. Punk and Orton vs. Cena were good, but given expectations both fell short. The main event at least did something totally different. The second half of the card also falls off a cliff, as the US Title match and McIntyre-Truth just kills the crowd. IC Title match was fun and Tag Title match stole the show.

Sadly, CM Punk would get pushed down the card for some reason after this (well, after Survivor Series), but everything else storyline wise would progress nicely.

It’s a fine show, but I just can’t get past the expectations of what three Hell in a Cell matches were supposed to be. This was the beginning of WWE watering down its ultimate feud ender.

Final Grade: B-

RDT Reviews WWE Bad Blood 2004

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WWE Bad Blood 2004
June 13, 2004
Columbus, OH
March 15, 2014

Background: I’m sure I touched upon a lot of stuff when I did the Great American Bash 04 review, so here I’ll just write about RAW at this time specifically. To be honest, it’s the HHH and Shawn Michaels show. I guess I can throw Chris Benoit in there too, but this is the tiebreaker. Royal Rumble? Shawn vs. HHH in a Last Man Standing Match. Mania? HHH vs. HBK vs. Benoit. Backlash was the rematch of Mania. Now this. The only time Benoit would be in the last match despite being World Champion is when he faced off against HHH or when he lost the title to Randy Orton. On the flip side, I don’t think there is anything wrong with putting your top draws on the top of the card, just don’t say you are giving Benoit a chance as a top guy when really you aren’t (it’s not unlikeUndertaker and Eddie on Smackdown, except Taker was part time enough to let Eddie have some of the glory. Not that either was optimal though). Also, Benoit was still doing midcard feuds, as he’s in the Tag title match here as well. I guess this elevated Edge, so again, I guess I can’t complain. (I will complain about the absolute waste of Chris Jericho though).

Some of the younger guys were really coming along though. Orton was a solid IC Champion who just finished getting put over by Mick Foley. Shelton Benjamin went from a dying tag team to the most exciting guy on the roster match wise. Even Batista looked like a solid force in Evolution. And say what you want about Eugene, it may have been an offensive character, but he was over until Summerslam. If he was booked as more of a serious threat, that could have been a really cool thing for WWE. Of course he was wearing a superhero cape two years later, so so much for that.

Let’s get to HHH vs. HBK part a billion.

The Card

World Tag Team Championship
La Resistance (Robert Conway and Sylvian Grenier) vs. Edge and Chris Benoit

World champ in the opener!

Canadian National anthem in French! Edge interrupts. I wonder if the fans are dumb and chant USA in this match.

Benoit is from Atlanta, Georgia. I forgot about that stupid intro thing for Benoit and Jericho. I think you can blame Kenzo Suzuki for that.

Most of the match has Edge in the ring. I guess to save Benoit for later.

Nice reversal of the double suplex to a double neckbreaker by Edge.

Benoit and Edge win by DQ in 10:15. Benoit has Grenier locked in the Crossface, but Kane shows up to cause the DQ. Match wasn’t really much of anything. Benoit got a good pop when he got the hot tag. La Resistance was just never that good.

Eric Bischoff and The Coach are backstage. Turns into Eugene and Eric with Eugene being upset that Uncle Eric doesn’t like him. I always thought it was great that Eugene’s favorite wrestler was Triple H. Nick Dinsmore played the character excellently.

Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko

This was Christian and Trish Stratus’ Problem Solver.

Pretty nice Bossman Slam from Tomko. Match is pretty damn boring though.

Chris Jericho pinned Tyson Tomko in 5:57. Tomko accidentally knocks Trish off the apron and Jericho hits a standing enzuigiri for the pin, which is a weak finish as it is. Match was boring. Jericho wrote in his book that he was unmotivated here, and it’s kinda obvious. I don’t blame him for how far down the card he went.

Randy Orton does this weird interview where he talk to the crowd. It’s like someone doing a horrible Rock impression without catchphrases.

Ouch Shelton promo afterwards.

Intercontinental Championship
Randy Orton© vs. Shelton Benjamin

Missed baseball slide from Shelton. Not a good start.

Fans are actually behind Orton here. This probably is why he ended up horribly turning face. Thanks fans.

Ric Flair’s out here!

That reverse gutwrench neckbreaker is a cool move from Orton. Wonder why he doesn’t use it anymore (maybe he does?).

Pretty cool slugfest from Orton and Benjamin.

Flair saves Orton after a T-Bone by putting Orton’s foot on the rope. Benjamin takes out Flair!

Benjamin puts the Figure Four on Flair…and gets booed! He then almost rolls up Orton for the win with the figure four still locked in! Creative!

Randy Orton pins Shelton Benjamin to retain in 15:02. Crossbody by Orton who then holds the tights. Shame, as I was really getting into the match with Benjamin’s comeback and nearfalls. Still, a solid match. Probably the 2nd best of Orton’s young career at this point (behind vs. Foley at Backlash).

Matt Hardy and Lita make out session! Bischoff interrupts with security to remove Matt from the building, as he thinks he’s going to interfere in the Benoit vs. Kane match later. The Kane-Lita-Hardy feud was not a high point for anyone.

Women’s Championship
Victoria© vs. Gail Kim vs. Trish Stratus vs. Lita

As much as I thought psycho Victoria, bland face Victoria was awful.

I am a Gail Kim fan though.

Standing moonsault from Victoria looks cool, but makes a strange thud that made it obvious she didn’t hit Kim.

Tomko breaks up a Lita pin and he’s GONE!

Fun fact: Two of these women began their WWE careers as a Godfather Ho.

Gail Kim with an awesome leg scissor with an arm bar. Does AJ do this now?

Gail Kim with a Dragon Sleeper! I knew I remember correctly about Gail Kim being awesome.

Trist Stratus wins the title when she pinned Lita at 4:43. Lita hits a sick DDT on Gail Kim…then Trish rolls her up for the win! Not a bad Women’s match, when it was a string of 1 on 1 stuff it was good.

Eugene vs. The Coach

I gotta admit, The Coach was an amazing heel.

The Eugene angle also involved an awesome William Regal face turn.

Handshake Lock!

Fans are really into Eugene here. Eugene was over, there was no denying it.

Eugene gets into some weird position I can’t explain for no reason. I didn’t get that.

Ok Eugene turns it into a trap on the Coach. Awesome.

Eugene is now playing with a stuffed animal from a fan at ringside while Coach just runs the ropes. Weird but funny.

I really wish they went the route of Eugene actually being a super serious wrestler. This match is alluding to that idea.

A blonde model comes out with cookies. Eugene eats some cookies, and the Coach slams Eugene into the cookies!

Garrison Cade is out here and rips apart the stuffed animal.

Eugene pins The Coach in 7:36. Coach accidentally nails Cade. Rock Bottom! People’s Elbow! Eugene wins! Eugene Stunners Cade for good measure. Fans chant Eugene. Sure, the match sucks, but I think it’s pretty funny and the crowd was most into this than anything else so far tonight.

World Heavyweight Championship
Chris Benoit© vs. Kane

Sadly, this feels like a battle of two second tier guys. That’s because Benoit wasn’t really the top guy on RAW, and Kane has entered the feuding with Matt Hardy and Lita portion of his career. It’s a shame too, as this could have been a top tier feud in an alternate time period.

I did like the booking of Benoit at this time though. He was the tough bring it on guy. Feared no one.

Good match early on. Benoit really brings out the best in everyone and Kane is no exception. Kane also looks like he’s really trying.

Match is just crisp. This feels like a Bret Hart-Diesel match a bit.

Benoit works on the knee! Classic little man big man strategy.

No Sharpshooter though, as Kane blocks with a throat grab.

Sharpshooter!

Germans!

Great Diving Headbutt to Kane situp combo. Really making both guys look strong here.

Chris Benoit retains when he pinned Kane in 18:12. Benoit locks in the Crossface, but Kane stands up from it! Benoit tries to reverse into opposite side of the Crossface, but then rolls Kane up for the 1-2-3! Great match! The finish was a little disappointing but it works as Kane doesn’t tap out. Keeps Benoit strong for HHH again (nevermind he’s the champ!). Kane stays strong for…Matt Hardy. Whatever. Great match. Best of the unmasked Kane at the time for sure.

Hell in a Cell
Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H

The HHH-HBK video says HBK is entering HHH’s world because HHH never lost a HIAC. At this point, HBK was in the first HIAC…and HHH didn’t win every one he was in either (Armageddon 2002).

Early on we get a lot of…wrestling.

HHH is the first to bleed by getting slammed into the cell.

I don’t really get the early pin attempts. It’s Hell in a Cell. You know it’s going to be more violent. That’s why the crowd is dead for them (Mick Foley pointed this out for his HIAC match in 2000).

HHH with the chair! Very slow match here. Maybe if this was their first meeting it would be fine, but this had to be their 100th in two years. I need something different.

Nice hip toss by Michaels to HHH sending him over the top rope.

We’re about 15 minutes in and we’ve barely used the cell or any weapons. I understand in 2010. Not in 2004.

We’re getting some stairs and cell action now.

HBK was about to do one of my favorite spots, the piledriver on the steps, but HHH backdrops him to the floor. We’re picking it up a little at least.

Some chair action now. They were going with the whole HBK injured back story again…which was fine.

Missed Sweet Chin Music turns into a stair shot by HHH. Small holy shit chants…which are unwarranted.

HBK is busted open.

You know what this is like? A bad prototype of the Undertaker vs. HHH matches at Wrestlemania seven years later. Those work because they are guys you see going at it once a year. This just isn’t working here as again, this match has been on RAW and other PPVs many many times.

HBK bringing in a ladder. This is reminding me of HHH vs. Jericho’s HIAC now.

Some ladder shots. This match is just dragging.

We have a table.

HBK with an elbow off the top of the ladder through HHH. Not really a great elbow though, he had to fall due to the roof of the cell.

Sweet Chin Music! HHH kicks out. This needs to end.

Pedigree (2nd one) and both men are dead.

Triple H pins Shawn Michaels in 47:25. Another pedigree and it takes HHH forever to get the cover. He gets the three. I’m sorry, but this match isn’t good. It goes a good 15 minutes way too long and was just a standard street fight. The spots weren’t much, nothing special between the ladder and table spots. Cell was barely used. Also, it didn’t matter who won! That’s probably the worst thing about this match. It literally had no impact on storylines. Win or lose, HHH is still probably fighting Benoit at Vengeance. This was just a flat out boring Hell in a Cell match and they gave nothing you haven’t seen before between the two over the past two years.

This card had very little historical significance. It gave Shelton a chance at a big PPV match I guess. HHH vs. HBK really didn’t matter. Benoit vs. Kane didn’t even matter as Kane was headed back to the midcard and Benoit would be back there in a year as well. Emergence of heel Edge wasn’t apparent yet. Jericho wrestled Tomko.

We wouldn’t be that far from the Cena-Orton-Batista era…but we weren’t there yet.

The main event could have swung this to B status. Instead, it lowered it to C.

Final Grade: C

RDT Reviews WWF King of the Ring ’98

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WWF King of the Ring ‘98
June 28, 1998
Pittsburgh, PA
Reviewed on June 7, 2014

We are in the Attitude Era! The WWF had just taken over the Monday Night ratings War…but it was still a dogfight. The WWF was pushing new guys, and that fresh edge was helping over the same old on Nitro. Only The Undertaker was held over from the top of the card. Stone Cold, Kane, The Rock, Triple H, Ken Shamrock and Mick Foley were all guys getting their chance at the top or near the top.

The thing about the Attitude Era is that it was riveting television. Anything could happen at any time on any given Monday. As long as the card was headlined by Stone Cold in some way, it didn’t really matter what the rest looked like (as this card will show). Honestly, how many people can even name a match that wasn’t one of the three big matches on this show? (Some even forget about Shamrock vs. Rock).

Let’s watch some classic WWF Attitude!

The Card

There’s an awesome opening video hyping up the Austin vs. Kane and Taker vs. Mankind matches.

The Headbangers and TAKA Michinoku vs. Ka ent ai

I was always surprise that the Headbangers somehow got lost in the shuffle in the Attitude Era…since they seemed tailor made for it.

This was part of the long running Taka and random vs. Ka ent ai. Most notably teaming with Taka later was Bradshaw.

Ka ent ai is Togo, Funaki and Teioh. I think it’s interesting that of the six men in this match, it was Funaki who had the longest WWF/E career.

While I think Taka is a good wrestler, all of his pre-1999 WWF matches followed the SAME exact formula.

Togo and Funaki with a great facebuster-bulldog sequence.

Taka and the Headbangers win when Taka pins Funaki in 6:44. Michinoku Driver for the win. Short fun opener here. Good thing to get the crowd going.

Sable time!

She introduces Vince! This was part of the Vince re-hired Sable angle after Marc Mero beat her. Pat Patterson slaps Sable’s ass, which JR of course makes a subtle gay joke. It’s also pretty funny now that I know Patterson’s orientation.

Vince runs down Austin on the mic of course. Time waster here.

King of the Ring Semi-Final
Ken Shamrock vs. Jeff Jarrett

This easily could have been an early NWA-TNA World Title feud.

I’m a Jeff Jarrett fan, but the mid 90s Double J persona was waaaaaay dated here. He’d change gimmicks by Summerslam.

“Ain’t I Great?” Not really at this point Jeff.

Ken Shamrock advances via submission in 5:29. Shamrock hits his bad ass frankensteiner, then the Ankle Lock wins it. No surprise. Match was what it was: Jarrett putting Shamrock over.

King of the Ring Semi-Final
Dan Severn vs. The Rock

It was smart to have Shamrock winning 1st, as at least it’s somewhat believable Severn can win here.

Severn’s WWF legacy would be causing D’Lo Brown to wear a chest protector.

Severn doesn’t throw punches. Pretty much the opposite of the Attitude Era style.

The Rock advances via pin in 4:25. D’Lo with the Lo-Down…new chest protector and all! Rock gets the pin. Match sucked. Severn was about 15 years too late as a top bad guy. He might have been a real life bad ass, but he was an awful sports entertainer. Rock cuts a solid promo and was well on his way to being a top guy.

If Al Snow wins, he gets a meeting with Vince McMahon
Al Snow and Head vs. Too Much

Head is a mannequin head, in case anyone doesn’t know.

Al Snow had just returned with the Head gimmick after developing it in ECW.

If you were to tell me Too Much would be WWF World Tag Team Champions as a kid watching in 1998, and that they’d win the titles two years later, I’d laugh my ass off.

There is a story here. Al Snow was trying to get a job, and somehow that led to stealing Jerry Lawler’s crown. Apparently Lawler can get Snow a meeting with Vince.

Snow: “Boys, get ready, you’re about to get a little head like you’ve never gotten it before”. WWE Attitude folks!

Lawler is revealed as ref!

Al Snow alternates beating up Scott Taylor and talking to Head. Good stuff.

Of course Lawler blatantly cheats.

Al Snow with a ridiculous long running clothesline on the outside…then Scott Taylor “hits” a springboard chop? Ugly.

JR can’t even take the match seriously.

Tag to the Head! JR even justifies Lawler not counting a Snow pinfall because Head was legal.

Too Much wins when Brian Christopher pins Head in 8:26. Oh man. Snow hits the Snowplow on Taylor, but Christopher attaches a bottle of Head and Shoulders to Head and pins it for the win. Ok the match was awful as you’d expect, but let me say something about this. This match is a great example of why WWF ’98 worked and WCW 2000 didn’t. This match furthered Al Snow’s character. As silly as this all was, storywise this actually made sense. Now, that’s not saying this should have been on PPV, because this is a RAW match if I ever saw one, but there is something positive to gain from it.

Owen Hart vs. X-Pac

Rematch of the ’94 KOTR here.

Sad storyline decent for Owen here. We went from shoving HBK through a table, to jobbing to HHH a lot, to fighting X-Pac. Clearly Owen wasn’t getting the main event push.

What a 12 months before this for Owen. He was feuding with Austin at one point.

I didn’t watch a lot of Syxx in WCW, but this I believe is the debut of the mat wrestling X-Pac. This was because of his broken neck he suffered at the end of his WCW run.

Owen’s gimmick was that of a guy who was done being taken advantaged of and was done being a nice guy. This just didn’t work for Owen. He was a lot better as the whiny heel.

Terrible Bronco Buster there. I wonder if Own purposely didn’t want X-Pac’s nuts in his face.

Owen with a terrible fall off the top, clearly messed that up.

X-Pac pins Owen Hart in 8:30. Mark Henry comes out and splashes X-Pac…to which Vader (talk about someone who’s really fallen from 12 months prior) attacks him. Owen locks X-Pac in the sharpshooter, but Chyna takes him out with a DDT (and busts Owen’s nose, wonder if that was a botch). X-Pac wins it there. Okay match, surprising small screw-ups near the end with the Bronco Buster and Owen’s top rope fall.

Paul Bearer comes out. He cuts an awesome promo about how proud he will be of his son Kane when he wins the World Title, and how Kane always wanted to be The Undertaker when he was young.

WWF World Tag Team Champions
The New Age Outlaws © vs. The New Midnight Express

Dirty little secret: the WWF Tag Team division absolutely blew in the early Attitude Era. Outside of the Outlaws, the division as made up of the Express, the underused Headbangers, the Godwinns/Southern Justice, the DOA and a washed-up LOD. That’s why the following makes up the list of non Outlaw champs: Kane and Mankind, Taker and Kane and Bossman and Shamrock. The division wouldn’t really pick up to mid-99, then of course in 2000.

One interesting storyline here: The Smokin’ Gunns are on opposite sides.

This was Bob Holly’s first repackaging. Could have been worse I guess.

Pretty awesome landing on the feet from Bart on a Billy hip toss.

Road Dogg is your Outlaw in peril.

Cornette gets involved with the NWA Tag Title, but Billy survives a pin attempt.

Cornette famously ranted about this. Cornette threatened to hit Billy with the title belt again, but Billy cornered him. Chyna was on the wrong side of the ring and was supposed to low blow Cornette…and she takes forever doing it, leaving Billy Gunn standing there.

New Age Outalws retain when Gunn pinned Holly in 9:34. A double stun gun gets the pin (what an awful finish). Not a bad match, but I mean, there’s a huge difference in statue for the Outlaws and the New Express, even at this stage. Match was solid.

King of the Ring Finals
The Rock vs. Ken Shamrock

HHH, last year’s winner, comes out for commentary.

There is a story here. Shamrock had chased Rock’s IC title for the first half of the year, but kept coming up short.

Rock-HHH get into a shoving match on the outside, as they were feuding. Good touch there.

The commentary is pretty distracting with HHH making dick jokes every 20 seconds.

Shamrock clearly leaps into a powerslam, but impressive enough I guess…

Nice reversal of the Floatover DDT into a Northern Lights suplex from Shamrock!

Ken Shamrock becomes King of the Ring via submission in 14:09. Rock argues with the ref and gets rolled into the Ankle Lock for the win. Very good match, probably the best of the Rock’s career at that point. Of course, hindsight being 20/20…I’m sure Vince wishes Rock won this tournament now. By the way, HHH’s commentary was horrible and annoying. I get that was the character, but it was just unnecessary.

Hell in a Cell
The Undertaker vs. Mankind

Story here: Where do I begin? Probably the first real Attitude feud that really began in 1996. Undertaker vs. Mankind was an amazing feud and that only added to the intrigue here. For recent storyline, Mankind cost Taker a title shot against Austin.

On the real life advice of Terry Funk, the match begins on top of the cage.

Mankind’s climb to the top of the cage does have some comedic value. Foley himself mentions how he wasn’t even sure if he’d make it to the top, and he lost feeling in his hand to get up there.

You can see Taker limp down to the ring when he goes down the rampway…he had a broken foot here (and still climbs the cell better than Foley).

Taker’s gimmick was getting a lot darker at this point. He had also shown some signs of the 2000 American Bad Ass as well.

Three minutes in…and Taker throws Foley off the cell through the table! It’s still one of the damnest spots I’d ever seen, especially since it was so sudden. There was absolutely no build-up. One second Foley was punching Taker. The next he’s flying off the cell.

Kayfabe is broken everywhere by Funk and Vince.

The crowd reaction is pretty nuts too. He literally hear people screaming in horror as Foley flies off.

Undertaker looks pretty damn bad ass standing on top of the cell.

Foley gets up and comes back…also one of the damnest things ever in wrestling.

30 seconds later Taker chokeslams Foley and the ceiling caves in…and Foley slams hard, and I mean hard on the canvas. I still cringe when I see that. Somehow the match continues. Taker chokeslams Funk, buying Foley time.

The match somehow continues. Foley causes Taker to crotch the top rope when Taker tries Old School, which in reality was Taker trying to buy Foley more time.

Ha, Taker clearly blades on camera after missing a dive and crashing headfirst into the cage.

Piledriver on a chair by Foley! Somehow Mankind might win this thing!

Thumbtack time! Unfortunately Foley’s the one who goes back first into them after a Mandible Claw attempt.

Undertaker pins Mankind in 17:00. Foley gets sent into the tacks again with a chokeslam! Tombstone wins it for Undertaker. Ok, there are two trains of thoughts with this match generally: it’s one of the greatest matches in WWE history, or it’s the most overrated match in WWE history. I’m in one of the greatest ever camp (2nd best HIAC match behind the original). This is because the brutality of the match matched the rivalry. If Undertaker had done this to HHH or something, I’d be like wtf? But Mankind and Undertaker had already done everything to one another over the past two years. Even though it wasn’t completely intentional, it made sense that something like this had to happen. This match is also one of the most influential matches in WWE history. Every huge table bump in the future really started here. And Of course, this was the major league thumbtack debut. This match also helped solidify Mankind as a main event player (although, Mr. Socko was needed to finish that process). It also was the match that made Undertaker’s heel turn a lot more effective, as a real mean streak was established. Lastly, anytime fans talk about a match for years and years after it takes place, then the match didn’t suck. Not all matches have to be artistically perfect. Amazing match. Probably in my top 10 all time.

WWF World Championship: First Blood. If Kane Does Not Win the Title He Will Set Himself On Fire
Stone Cold Steve Austin© vs. Kane

I wish the whole Kane setting himself on fire deal wasn’t a part of this…as it made it clear Kane was winning (then again…after the Cell match it wouldn’t shock me to see Kane light himself on fire).

Austin had a bad staph infection here, if you are wondering about the white elbow brace.

The cage actually comes down when Kane is dominating, and raises when Austin is winning. Not sure why that was done.

I don’t know if it’s because of Austin’s injury, but this brawl really isn’t that good.

Ref bump in a First Blood match? Sure why not.

Mankind comes down to the ring with a chair. I hate this for the record.

Stunner on Foley!

Stunner on Kane!

Here comes the Undertaker!

Kane wins the WWF Title by blood draw in 15:58. Taker aims for Mankind…but nails Austin with the chair on accident? Maybe? Austin blades on camera, and is busted wide open! Taker revives the ref (good way to do shades of grey here). Austin cleans house, but the ref finally sees the blood and awards the title to the KOed Kane. I do hate this finish, but I get why it happened this way. Match was not good though. It seemed like Austin was in slow motion here, and with his injuries he probably was. I also hate Mankind coming out here. Kinda demeans the Cell match a little…real as it was. As for Kane…well, he’d have a long title reign. 24 hours is more than most can say.

Really tough show to grade. It’s known today for one match and one match only. To be fair, that match owns. Too bad the main event was all over the place. Shamrock-Rock was pretty forgotten (because in hindsight, the wrong man won) and the rest of the card, while by no means bad (except for that Too Much-Snow thing), I wouldn’t call it good. Or memorable. The New Midnight Express? Headbangers teaming with Taka?

But when your PPV has one of the most talked about matches in wrestling history, the other stuff doesn’t really matter THAT much, right?
Final Grade: B+